urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe tinker bell. . . she can make ALL ur dreams come true Mari$$a 2005-05-31T18:54:43Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:24305 2005-05-31T18:54:43Z 2005-05-31T18:54:43Z fall out boy went shoppin with jackie- amazing sales lol good times i luv u shkrel shkrel!!<br /><br /><br /><br />KATIE's HOUSE PARTY!!!!!!!<br /><br />ughh so many intense conversations sunday night with katie and catherine, there pretty sweet. besides the hail storm, it was a beautiful night. at friendly's i left our waitor Ben a secret note that sed " fun fact #4897458096610, did u no that ur name(ben) spelt backwards is NEB!!!" ha i luv all friendly workers. we went back to the house and had quite the time<br /><br /> "Am i drunk yet?<br /><br /> ...no<br /><br /> "Am i drunk now?"<br /><br /> ...No<br /><br /> "well wat about NOW!!!!"<br /><br /> ...NOOOOOOOO!<br /><br />HAHA I LOVE U GIRLS, DEEPLY! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:23873 2005-05-29T23:28:38Z 2005-05-29T23:28:38Z a little less 16 candles, a lil more touch me- fall out boy ok so havent uupdated in quite sometime, but friday i hiked over to Anna Auri-sleezy-hoe's and we had a spectacular time as usual, thank u anna. "tyrell is so dam good at basketball cuz he's used to swinging on those trees" HAAAAAAA GINA AURISICCHIO I LOVE U!<br /><br /><br />Saturday- was me n caitlin's Movie Marathon. i had so much fun, i mean it was quite an event. i missed her so much, im glad things r chaning for the better. we kinda drifted since high skool but fuck that! were back together !!!!! WOOT WOOT <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />in a few mins im hittin up Heiney's house, were gettin crunk with catherine. but dont worry, there will be chapperones<br /><br /><br /><br /> beautiful weather were having latly, eh? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:23584 2005-05-22T18:41:43Z 2005-05-22T18:41:43Z herro? well now,<br /><br /> this weekend was alright. If u attended the Talent Show, just remeber who worked those curtains okay? thats right me n jackie shkrel were the curtain girls and did a might fine job if i may say. cept for the time wen everyone yelled at us for not shutting the curtains wen Adam & the Animal Crackers took off there pants and ggestured "suck it", but it was all good. Then Saturday me n jack went to work, made some mula, we had to like play games with kids at a party, which wasnt half bad. AND my favorite part of the day was this little boy named dylan who was 5 who had a mini blowout, i told him i liked his hair and he was like "thanks i made it myself!" it was so cute lol<br /> that night we hung out with aubs at ryans field. it was scary alone, in the dark, sitting next to the Sierra Mist machine that was "sold out" lol i luv aubrey rose very much and wud probally have her children. then Maria drove to my house where her and Big C(my mom) sipped on cofee till 11 and then hit the road. <br /><br /><br />today i refuse to change outta my pajama's OR shower urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:23462 2005-05-19T18:06:40Z 2005-05-19T18:06:40Z senses fail i dont think iv ever wanted summer to happen so badly urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:23104 2005-05-15T20:45:43Z 2005-05-15T20:45:43Z goood vibrationsssss possibly the best experience of my life, HERSHEY!!!! omg iv never had so much fun, forget washington. hershey was where it was at!!! so much to write about so im just gonna leave key words..<br /><br />-catherine,katie, and sarah missing the band bus, me n larissa jumping in front of the bus hollering"STOP THE BUS!!!!!"<br /><br />-larissa and her mexicana senorita shirt<br />- getting kicked outta the pool <br />- 23 complaints to the front desk about the kids chanting MICHAEL REILLY(clap clap clap clap clap)<br />-TOGA PARTY! (minus the toga's)<br /><br />JAMES MULLANY AND FRIENDS TOGA PARTY HIGHLIGHTS... Christmas lights, ITS A GIRL banner, mini slot maching, mini george foreman grill, beach ball toss, wagona races, the chinese man who flipped us off after the British almost ran into his car, WERE GOING STREAAKINGGGG!!!!!<br /><br />-gezzy stripping<br />-Britney spears non stop listening party<br />-Ethel and her short shorts<br />- Fran in the bed that i had to sleep in, outrage<br />- millions of prank calls" hello this is marrgerieee, whea r mah curlas?" OMG UR ON Z100 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u just got fone tapped WHOOOOOO michael reilly WHOOOOOOOO"<br />-CHEETAH girls Cheetah SISTAAAAS<br />-soooo how r things??????<br />-jeff craig, fran, and mcnutly's famous morning wake up every hour.."1 hour to breakfast WHOOOOO"<br />-knock knock on the door by j.mullany,jumping on the bed where me n catherine were past out<br />-"wow u ladies take forever getting dolled up"<br />-fran juice<br />- 2 hr wait for the Great bear- we got the front, simply amazing haha girls<br />-IM A TWIZZLER, no katie ur a JOLLY RANCHEr<br />-our group roller coaster chants, CARMEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL (going down the hill) going up the hill MICHAELLL REAILLYYYYY<br />-staring contest between me n Bohill<br />- meghan yelling PICTURRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <br />- kelly and I doing our claw poses on THunder & lightning<br />-craig and gezzy taking off their shirts b4 the ride even started(hilarious)<br /><br />AWARD CEREMONY!!!!!!!!!!<br /> ok lets just start off by saying we kicked ass. there were 400 hundred kids from our skool chanting CARRRRMELLLLLLLLLL, and these bitches in front of us went off saying "thisx isnt a fuckign football games stop yelling ur immature"..dead silence, then outta no where jeffery shouts"YEAA CARMELL" , we almost got the shit kicked outta us. omg it was so funny. ..just picture tommy guerin and james mullany on picnic table screaming and dancing. we swept them, we really did. i think we took home like 10 awards or something, we won the most outta everyone, i mean i cud care less about that. me jen and courtney made friends with a black girl named renee, her friend accused jen of barking, which she did no such thing(yes she did) it was great. the bus ride home me n otis and katie and catherine cuddled. in one seat, it was hard but we made it happen. plus a major lightning storm, dammit mark(our bus driver) hahah so much dirt on that bus,hooking up? skankssssssss hah <br /><br />i no were gonna get so much shit tomorow from the teachers, but it was allll worth it. thank u too everyone who i hung out with. i hope everyone as well had the best time possible. HERSHEY 'oh 5 iloveuuuu urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:23029 2005-05-11T22:26:53Z 2005-05-11T22:26:53Z summer of 69.....AGAIN GbDc was "off the hook" yesterday, imagine 50, 6 year old's and natasha just towering over the poor innocent children. it was comical. exxxtremely commical. were pretty darn good this year i must say, no need to brag. susie can shake her ass purdy hard. aww titanic i luv u !!!! lol<br /><br />wen i came home i noticed 2 young bloods riding there bikes in front of my driveway hollering (in autraillian voice) "Why ello , im Russel Crowe!" ... it was my dear Doria and Craiggles. we then discussed our summer plans for ou crew. its quite exciting i must say, but fri-kin Wilson (our neighborhood bear) woke up from hibernation i guess and ruined our plans for the camp out, which makes me weep. Doris(yes doris) and craig rode my sisters new motor bike, they liked it but it doesnt quite tickle my fancy. i luv those 2 hoodlums.<br /><br /><br />guess whats in 2 days....It Rhymes with Shershy and they makes there choclate like naggers, dark and tastey..... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:22663 2005-05-10T18:58:22Z 2005-05-10T18:58:22Z summer of 69 fun fun fun weekend<br /><br />Albanian Feast- chaotic, no english speaking ppl,crazzzy cuzins, unusual food, tiring, SOOOOOOOO MUCH FUNNN!!!!!!!<br /><br /> the shin-dig didnt start until 9ish and we didnt get any scraps of food until 11 id say. but it was well worth it. i mean i got MOONED BY AUGIE SHKRELI! and thats not typical lol sooo funny. <br /><br />*** my actual favorite part of the night was wen jackie's aunt started giving us a lap dance with no bra on.. i will never forget that , thank u aunt joanna. haha<br /><br />later monday i got home from the long weekend and felt like complete shit, felt woozy from a crazy night so i went to sleep at 7.<br /><br /> THE END<br /><br /><br />p.s. DANCEOFF 3rd PERIOD IN THE SCIENCE HALL BETWEEN ME AND MIKE GROLLY urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:22469 2005-05-05T19:21:25Z 2005-05-05T19:21:25Z CINCO DE MAYYYo0o0o0o!!!!!! im semi-off lockdown. it came to the point where i just snatched my phone and scurried onto the computer cuz i was fed up. this week is going slow. drama. HERSHEY IS NEXT FRIDAY!!! its gonna be hawt. me larissa catherine n katie, thats 4 hoes in one holiday inn. i dont no if u can handle it. i was cordially invited to the Shkreli Albanian Fest '05. im looking forward to this shin dig.<br /><br />GbDc cant possibly get any better. our costumes r so cute, we look like Scarface girls. i love us!!!<br /><br />today me n larissa were on a quest to find mexican's working on the roof so we cud sing "CINCO DE MAYOOOOOO CINCO DE MAYOOOO". but we failed. petra's boyfriend doesnt count. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:22170 2005-05-02T00:34:29Z 2005-05-02T00:34:29Z i pushed susie down the steps repeatedly if u have often wondered "y hasnt marissa been online?" ... its bcuz im on Lockdown for report card.. if u care about me, leave a loving/caring comment urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:21841 2005-04-25T00:09:38Z 2005-04-25T00:09:38Z momma sed knock u out! me n cathy went to the legendary Hill & Dale Campout (minus us camping out) after walking a good 25 minutes into the woods, we reach the party. the mullany brotha's started a fire with WET HAY! haha James made these fantastic bench's that were very sturdy (not at all)the coffey boys then came down and whipped out the guitar and played some old fashioned camp fire songs, my favorite was .."we dont like ugly girls, only the hott ones" i think it deserves a grammy lol then the fun started wen we started roasting 'malos and hot dogs with real sticks from real trees! but i had to pass on the raw meat. some of the guests got high as a kite but not me n kitty, we were good girls AS USUAL lol..we then left and jeff took a leak on the street where we sat for a half hour lol<br /><br />friday= trip with the DeSarle's to see Papa (he is big pimpin in the nursing home)<br /> i went to anna's and had a beautiful time with my two best friends. annna reeked of fart lol and susie needs to grow some boobies lol we pushed her down the stairs one too many times and she had red marks across her ass for a while.GET OVER IT SUE! lol i luv them both with a passion!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />Saturday= YANKEE GAME! of course derek and I made sweet love with out eye contact and he says hello to everyone. lol but his parents were really sitting next to us. there really nice and his sister is gorgeous! they lost big time but i had so much fun!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />i missed everyoneeeee soo muchhhhh. and cant wait to see u all!!! especially sam and jackie, i heart them urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:21586 2005-04-21T16:58:37Z 2005-04-21T16:58:37Z happy days theme song..y idk? well break pretty much sux. iv never came so close to committting suicide in all of my days from boredum. {example} i woke up on wednesday morning to an empty house, i was so bored i read a book!!! ...now if that isnt the worst symptom of bordum then i dont no wat is<br /><br /><br />im excited about hanging out with my girlies tomorow at anna's ..its gonna be fun, i really need this hangout badly.<br /><br /><br /><br />so how was everyone's 4/20 ? ? ? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:21389 2005-04-17T19:12:59Z 2005-04-17T19:12:59Z if u like pina coladasssssss i love hanging out with my 2 best friends, anna and susie. everytime im with those girls the only thing we do is HAVE FUN! i mean staying home and weighing our boobs for goodness sakes! now thats desperate for things to do lol i heart them very much<br /><br />just layed out, and it looks as if marissy is getting some of that negro tan WOOT WOOT! <br /><br /><br />Bring on the dangerous sun rays!!!! FUCK U OZONE LAYER! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:21126 2005-04-14T19:21:11Z 2005-04-14T19:21:11Z seventy times seven the past few days actually have been good for a change. i heart scotty klein, i mean i gotta give it to the kid, he has moves iv never seen b4. <br /><br />well yesterday me n jackie stayed after with aubrey and debbie and candace. waited for them to stop talking about pregnancy with mrs. litchwick. finally the time had came, me n aubs were countin down the periods all day until we cuz go to the diner! so we ventured up the street, even took a walk thru the "park" lol wen we finally got there the final count of girl included, me jack,aubs,debbie, candace,caitlin and julie showed up! she got a real job!! quizno customers, meet ur new server. lol most of us ordered the Elephant, and it was the best elephant i have ever expereinced..im not gonna lie. one of the highlights of that outting was candi trying to get the dam red gum ! poor girl, that lady rained on her parade. i am now broke. leaving me with no change from that bitch! jk jk then we made our way to the baseball game, i had a lovely time with my lexa bexa! i missed her so muc, we lost touch for a long time but thats gonna change LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! also joining me were the lovely deidre and lauren, eh not important lol jk i heart them "HEY MARISSA ,ALEXAS FRIEND MARISSA? THE ONE ON THE INTERNET MARISSA" haaaaaaaaaaa im apauled lol all around i had a great time and thank u to all u girlss!<br /><br /><br />5th graders= DEATH! ughhh me kristin kevin and mah main squeez megann had to tame those beasts last night. kristin just hadddd to open her mouth and get me to watch these kids, have u ever had 400 5th graders screaming in ur ear yelling "DIAREA"? no i realllly dont think u have, but we handled it. i really loved this kid named Basil Mousa cuz of his name, and he was puggy, the way i like em'. then there was this girl who looked like samara from the ring, with dyed black hair and we came to the conlcuion that the DARE program wont work for her and she becomes a drug addict/wrist slitter but the time 8th grade roll around. after that bitch was over we hit up the after party..in the main office lol i drank outta the bottle like a man and threw a slice of pizza in my new aeropostale bag...at this point i cud care less i needed a shot of something strong and illegal. but thanks guys for that lil shin dig..lets not do it again ..mmkay?<br /><br /><br /><br />oh yea...i just wanna give a thank u to mr goldberg and mrs leone for failing me. ur cute, real fucking cute urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:20827 2005-04-11T19:04:35Z 2005-04-11T19:04:35Z fiddy 2 words<br /> ....<br /> ....<br /> ....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> SCOTTY KLEIN!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:20527 2005-04-08T17:53:06Z 2005-04-08T17:53:06Z signs- snoop and j timbalake went home sick today- only went to 1st periodical sucka<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />i have sunburn on my ass urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:20335 2005-04-02T04:33:28Z 2005-04-02T04:33:28Z burried a lie- senses fail well, its 11:15 on friday night, im torn up. my best friend Mike is moving to houston, texas. Of all places? fucking Texas? thats the most gayest place ever...iv never been there but just bcuz he's leaving me to go there makes me mad. i still dont belive him, im waiting for him to be like "i PUNK'D u" or "april fools" but the sad thing is, hes not gonna say it. i never thought it wud come down to this, with him, ever. the first day of skool in my homeroom i spotted this cute kid with long "helmet" hair. i was all like"yo who's the new kid" and buddy was like" thats mike grollimund , hes not new hes a sophmore!" ...NIGGA WAT? &lt;-- that was my response lol. i only knew "of" him from a few good friends, i talked to him on the fone in the summer about 2 boys. he gave adivice, to a girl he never met, ever. now that is balls. some people wud classify mike as an asshole, heck so did i, but not knowing wat a great kid he is. He was the sophmore in the earth science class, thats how i described him lol wat a loser jk , at times mike wud slap me around, but it was all fun and games till the bruises went away lol, we wud reanact napoleon and kip scenes, " u wanna round house kick to the face while im wearing these bad boys?"..i dont think so hahah, our clique in the back of the room with the old man perv in the shitty blue Chevy, circlin the parkin lot lookin for young ladies to hit on lol. or Buddy's favorite ..." MY GRANDMA!...HEHEHEHE, MY GRANDMA, HEHE" lol i cudnt get that out, and my pointless stories, Mike always listened, even if it was about crack, whores, or my grandma lol<br /><br /> * the thing is, i regret ever getting into "arguments" with u, ever being a bitch, or judging u. and im sorry. mike i love u forever and ever and ever and ever..eh, u get the point lol! but i had to let that all out cuz u made me cry a longer river than justin timb-lake lol. and im gonna miss u, i really am. thank u for taking the time to get to know me, and becoming friends with me, bcuz im not being my sarcastic self wen i say that I Love You.<br /><br /><br /><br />ull be my pimpdaddy and ill be ur crack whore forever<br />mike bffl &lt;3 urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:20109 2005-03-31T20:13:35Z 2005-03-31T20:13:35Z anthem of our dying day excited about Kayleigh's sWeEt 16!!! Me n Sam r gonna own that dance floor wen we "Jump on iTTTT" ahaha super excited<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />****Lovely weather we're having , eh? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:19795 2005-03-28T04:30:35Z 2005-03-28T04:30:35Z <a href="http://community.webshots.com/photo/305819817/305820992Llckgg">http://community.webshots.com/photo/305819817/305820992Llckgg</a><br /><br /><a href="http://community.webshots.com/photo/305819817/305824318KZEyWo">http://community.webshots.com/photo/305819817/305824318KZEyWo</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:19628 2005-03-26T16:32:15Z 2005-03-26T16:32:15Z live like u were dying THursday: Me n Alyssa had a romantic dinner at a very high class resaruant, Friendly's. it was extravagant. (and FREE) haha boy do i love Jeff, (our waitor) i mean he must have liked us a lil too much, i mean he did give us an extra large bowl of gummi bears. its love.. Alys: aww u look like a lil boy..Jeff: NO U LOOK LIKE A LIL BOY!!! ...totally out of line jeff. then we came home and watched a beautiful show called " Teen Sex" I LOVE KERRIANNE, she was a slut on the show but she was a dam good one!<br /><br />Friday: me kitty doug and alyssa ventured out to AniMal KinGsdom to pick up my fish! but me n catherine have still yet to name them lol<br /><br /><br />SARAH'S PARTYYYY: First off, id like to say that Miss Morbito looked BEAUTIFUL!! she was sporting a lovely light blue dress, and white shoes, a perfect ansemble for a Sweet 16 lol. I had sooo much fun hangin with my main ladies, Larissy, Deidre (hawt), Alexa, Sammy, and Jamie. everyone looked great! and i TAUGHT SAM HOW TO JUMP ON IT!!!! ughh that was hilarious, im glad i requested that song bcuz i am JESUS at that dance...not to brag lol sam was good considering it was her first time. lol Unger was a lil out of line last night, ill let it slide tho lol. over all it was an EXCELLENT party and i had tons of fun. <br /><br /> Thank u SARAH!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:19263 2005-03-23T20:03:16Z 2005-03-23T20:03:16Z concrete angel- martina mcbride wat happened to my real friends??? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:19152 2005-03-22T20:45:29Z 2005-03-22T20:45:29Z screaming infedelities thekevinfoltmer and I wrote Crazzzy Eyes a love letter, or ransom note, whichever u prefer. and it is SICK! omg i pissed myself just writing it, i mean anyone who i let read it, JUST TELL ME HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT WAS! good work kevin qwpter<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Confession: i like big butts and..... i just can NOT lie urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:18785 2005-03-21T20:23:45Z 2005-03-21T20:23:45Z martina mcbride-god*s will Question of the Day: hOw many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:18637 2005-03-20T15:56:01Z 2005-03-20T15:56:01Z wat i thought was going to be an innocent night at the movies turned out to be a night from hell...<br /><br />so it was Me,catherine, doug, and mim in the Lumina cruisin down a ginormo hill, doug felt the need...the need for speed and to make a long story short the fucking trooper pulled us over, saying doug was doing 75 miles , which is bullshit cuz he was doing 60. And douggy was xtra nice to this prick to! he even called him SIR!!! wat balls officer Venician had IDIOT!<br /><br />wat do u do wen u miss ur movie? GOT TO THE BIG W OF COURSE. thats right we went to wal*mart and got fish food lol and mim also got some gloss and shoes, she is one bargin hunter i tell ya<br /><br />some interracial couple was doing "it" in the back of the seat at a red light...it was quite interesting actually, impressive even<br /><br /><br />thanks guys, i heart u all urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:18304 2005-03-19T14:08:05Z 2005-03-19T14:08:05Z fools rush in lovely night at the movies with my favorite girls, anna, catherine,shkrel shkrel, anna,kim, and my irish whore. rollo and the boys were also there -----&gt; mad funny<br /><br /><br /><br /> IM NOT UR FUCKING MOM!!!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:latisha_the_hoe:17922 2005-03-17T22:16:04Z 2005-03-17T22:16:04Z holla back girl sad sad day soo much drama, im gonna miss kristin very much i heart her<br /><br /><br />Question of the Day: What is Victoria's mysterious Secret?